HELLO YOU SHOULD COME VISIT

Qantas is running a fare sale from the US to here (it's not quite as good the other way around).

Certain dates, $299 one way from LA to Sydney, Brisbane, or Melbourne. It's a little further to get to Perth, but if you sweet talk me I might just meet you part way. This price makes me a little ill, since normally we buy tickets that are considerably more expensive than $299 (even considering that's only for the middle leg of the trip).

Hurry, sale ends on Friday.

http://www.qantas.com/ (make sure you are on the Americas site).