Bleepity bleep life

The microwave beeps when it's done and again to remind me if I'm slow to get the food out.
The fridge and freezer both beep if the door is left open too long (and it's not very long).
The washing machine beeps when it's done or if it pauses in it's cycle.
The intercom beeps if someone needs in the gate.
The A/C beeps anytime it's adjusted or turned on/off.
My phone beeps since most people text me in lieu of calling me.
The computer beeps.
My new camera beeps and even though all the beep settings are turned off it still beeps when focusing.
The bleepity bleep company car has a stupid bleeping backup beeper that I have not figured out how to disable yet.

I'm starting to get confused with all the beeping around here...