On the Subject of Bathrooms

1.  Only parents of boys will understand the pit that comes with hearing, "MOM! I PEED ALL OVER THE BATHROOM!" Even better, 6:15am on a Saturday.

2.  At the swim meet today the facilities for women were a little limited. No matter what there was always a line at least 4 deep for the 2 stalls. When I went in one stall was occupied (and apparently had been for a while) by a very young girl singing her lungs out to "Let It Go" from Frozen. On one hand it was totally annoying because, you know, we all had to go, on the other it was gratifying to know that my child isn't the only one who will sit on the pot for thirty minutes singing and telling stories to himself.